Oct18
Private message me if you would like a Black Toilet!
Apr13
Having a litter box in the bathroom allows for the pleasant experience of simultaneously deficating with your cat(s).
Nov26
‎…and in other news; apparently a woman got arrested for riding a manatee…
Apr11
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with a margarita.
Mar1
Is turkey ( ground turkey) considered “meat” ?
Dec6
just watched a dog rodeo on the freeway
Dec6
I thought the saying “steaming pile of dog crap” was just a phrase…that is until I took the dogs out this morning and saw that phrase was indeed a reality!!!
Dec3
When I’m through with you its going to feel like you’re evacuating a moose, antlers and all. >:}
Nov30
Bagel chips… they’re the hit of ANY party. :)
Nov15
I remember when I was a kid watching reruns of old black and white sitcoms; where the housewife would get all excited about getting something lame, like a vaccuum or a dishwasher. Well…my new refridgerator is arriving in about 1/2 hour, and I have joined the ranks of the lame…I’m absolutely giddy!